New dates are being added to my new tour all the time so keep an eye on the full list on my Live Dates page. Make sure you check with both my site and the venue directly. Can't wait to get out on the road again.

Home Bird is on More4 tonight at 10:05pm should you fancy. Because of magic, I'll be on stage then at the Manchester Comedy Store trying out new jokes with loads of other comics. Tickets left and super cheap.

Podcast! I did Jason Manford's Absolute radio show that was on this morning.

Today I will be mostly tweaking my book. Which is not a euphemism. It comes out on Oct 5th and includes heartbreak tips, a funny story about my tit and a bloody recipe.

Thanks to all who came to Lou's charity gig last night. What a cracking crowd. If you'd like to donate to the brilliant charity we were all raising money for, you can here.

Big Tour announcement is SO BLOODY IMMINENT. Do yourself a favour and get on my mailing list. Those smashers get the info first and get a head start on the tickets. Join via the signup box on the Home page.

I'm writing a book (and eating too many biscuits and looking out of the window). I hope the book doesn't end up just being about hobnobs and garden birds.