Home Bird is on More4 tonight at 10:05pm should you fancy. Because of magic, I'll be on stage then at the Manchester Comedy Store trying out new jokes with loads of other comics. Tickets left and super cheap.

Podcast! I did Jason Manford's Absolute radio show that was on this morning.

Today I will be mostly tweaking my book. Which is not a euphemism. It comes out on Oct 5th and includes heartbreak tips, a funny story about my tit and a bloody recipe.

Due to weather conditions  Birmingham MAC is closing early today and my WIP show tonight won't be going ahead. We'll have more news tomorrow on if it can be rescheduled or if it can't be what you'll need to do to get refunds.

Thanks to all who came to Lou's charity gig last night. What a cracking crowd. If you'd like to donate to the brilliant charity we were all raising money for, you can here.

Big Tour announcement is SO BLOODY IMMINENT. Do yourself a favour and get on my mailing list. Those smashers get the info first and get a head start on the tickets. Join via the signup box on the Home page.

I'm writing a book (and eating too many biscuits and looking out of the window). I hope the book doesn't end up just being about hobnobs and garden birds.