A. Pudding has to be banoffee pie though a bloody good apple pie can also be tempting. And cake is a chocolate banana cake I make myself. It’s lush and also massive.
A. I’m from South Shields which is on the coast in the North East. Catherine Cookson was also from there and I think Ridley Scott lived there for a fortnight when he was a bairn.

A. I’m on tour of the UK and Ireland at the moment. The full list of dates is here. I’m going all over the shop so hopefully I’ll be somewhere near you. Remember to check with the venue directly and with See Tickets. Get on my mailing list (below) and you’ll get the info about any future tours before everyone else. Well, not before me. You’ll get it after me and before everyone else..

A. The trick is that every different show has a different title. My first tour and DVD were called Chatterbox. My second, Thoroughly Modern Millican. My third, Home Bird. Fourth was Outsider. My current tour show is called Control Enthusiast. So check out the name and then you’ll know if you’ve seen it or not. Each show has totally different jokes.

A. Because the people on the mailing list have priority. Get on it, you big silly.

A. We are hoping to come to Australia and New Zealand in 2019. Possibly Europe too. No plans for US or Canada at the moment. But I’ll let you know.

A. Nope but if you pop your email address in the box below, I’ll be able to email you with news plus you’ll be able to buy tour tickets early.

A. 16+ in most venues though some specify 18 so check with each venue/Sadly not as it’s an adult show for adults. I am very rude. Filth wise. I’m always polite.

A. No plans to. I’m enjoying touring at the moment.

A. You have to just do it. Write some jokes and find an open mic night to try them out. Jo Caulfield has a brilliant section on her website called “Things I’ve learned as a comedian”.

Also, Stuart Goldsmith’s Comedian’s Comedian Podcasts are brilliant and free.

On writing, my particular favourite guests are Dan Evans and Adam Bloom.

DO IT. And good luck.

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